Carol Channing around for her one billionth performance in Hello,
Dolly! in hopes that she finally breathes her last breath and says
goodbye to Dolly.
Dolly. Don't worry about Lipton bothering you up here, the Hampton's
resident will go straight to hell, where he can interview Satan about
his favorite methods."
Show: Around the World with 80 Babies
Angelina Jolie as she travels the globe in search of the perfect babies
Sitcom Stars Become Security Guards
Guest Star: In a brilliant coup, Court TV has lined up another show
that will simultaneously take place at the Fox Hills mall, two dysfunctional
trains off their tracks and ready to collide: Shopping with Winona.
Cybill Sheperd has been developing her show, pitched as a Sex in
the City meets Sunset Boulevard, for two years. Two whole
years! You know this has to be Must-See TV. Ms. Shepard says she is
"going to deal with her current status of a star of my history
and where do I go from here?" We're hoping right to the rehab center
"Promises" in order to cure her addiction to her own reflection.
Ms. Shepard has already installed a camera in her bathroom, so we can
only hope she heads right for her douche to clean out all that narcissism.
Guest Star: Leonard Nimoy narrates this probing look at why comedians
like the aforementioned should be sentenced to the death penalty.
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